Alright, you bunch of brain-dead corpses, it's time for me to judge some battles! And first up, we've got Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde versus the Dark Lord. Let's see who comes out on top! Winner: Dark Lord Do I even have to explain it to you maggots? Look at the skill set this guy's got! He can evade attacks, deflect bullets, and even has life steal! And that's just the tip of the iceberg. On top of that, he's got the ability to summon strong soldiers, fly, teleport, manipulate objects, mind control, stun enemies, AND has super strength! Need I say more? The Dark Lord is just too damn powerful for even 9500 zombies to take down! Winner: Dark Lord Reason: Again? Seriously? You think a horde of zombies is gonna stand a chance against someone who can summon strong soldiers, fly, and manipulate objects around him? And let's not forget about that life steal. The more you zombies try to attack him, the stronger he gets! Sorry, Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde, but it's clear who's coming out on top of this one. Winner: Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde Reason: FINALLY, a win for the zombies! And you know why they won? Because of sheer numbers and skill! That's right, the sheer amount of zombies in this horde, combined with their various melee and ranged skills, is enough to overwhelm Dark Lord's abilities. Plus, let's not forget about those igniters who can throw molotovs from a distance. The Dark Lord may be strong, but he's not invincible. Winner: Dark Lord Reason: Looks like it's back to winning for the Dark Lord. Even though the zombies have strength in numbers, they can't compete with someone who can fly, teleport, and mind control. And that life steal just keeps making it harder for the zombies to bring him down. Sorry, Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde, but you're no match for the Dark Lord. Winner: Dark Lord Reason: Aaaand we're back to the Dark Lord winning again. C'mon, zombies, can't you bring something new to the table?! The Dark Lord's ability to stun enemies and deflect bullets make it nearly impossible for the zombies to get close enough to inflict any damage. Plus, those strong soldiers he can summon are just a cherry on top of the already-powerful sundae that is the Dark Lord. Better luck next time, zombies. Winner: Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde Reason: Finally, another win for the zombies! And this time, it's because of their speed and agility. The runners can pin down opponents to eat, and the bombers can self-explode to deal some serious damage. Even the slow and tough zappers can use their huge axe to finish off any remaining enemies. Sorry, Dark Lord, but this time you're just too slow to keep up with the zombie horde. Winner: Dark Lord Reason: You zombies just don't know when to give up, do you? The Dark Lord's ability to manipulate objects and his super strength make it too easy for him to swat away any zombie that comes his way. And if any zombies do manage to get close enough, he can just stun them or mind control them to turn them against their own kind. Sorry, Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde, but the Dark Lord reigns supreme once again. Winner: Dark Lord Reason: At this point, it's getting boring watching the Dark Lord wipe the floor with these zombies. Even though the bombers can deal some serious damage, it's just not enough to take down someone with this many abilities. Plus, that life steal just keeps making it harder and harder for the zombies to bring him down. Sorry, Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde, but I think it's time to call it quits. Winner: Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde Reason: Holy crap, a win for the zombies! And this time, it's because they exploited the Dark Lord's one weakness: his lack of magic guard. Without that protection, the zombies' magic abilities, like the igniters' molotovs, are able to deal some serious damage. Plus, with their sheer numbers, they can overwhelm the Dark Lord's abilities and bring him down. Nice job, Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde! And there you have it, folks! The Dark Lord may be strong, but the Guts and Blackpowder Zombie Horde gave him a run for his money. Until next time, keep those battles wild and tough!