What are you thinking, putting a potato against a heavily army tank?! The P.1000 Ratte Tank is equipped with a powerful armament of 2 huge 400 mm naval cannons, an auxiliary 200 mm cannon in the front, and anti-air cannons in the back. And let's not forget its 1000 crew that are armed with rifles, not to mention the 5 reconnaissance vehicles and 3 Pz III tanks they got inside that spick-and-span war machine. The potato, on the other hand, has absolutely zero fighting power and can't even move. It's just a sitting duck, or should I say, a sitting potato. This one's a no-brainer. The P.1000 Ratte Tank wins by a wide margin.