The Winner Will Kill Or Become Friends With The Opponent
12 Paragraphs Of Dialogue In The Battle
Brick Bardo landed on Earth and stumbled upon Cody. Seeing his vast array of skills, Bardo knew he had to be careful. Round 1: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo As soon as the fight started, Cody tried to use his self-duplication skill to confuse Bardo. But Bardo wasn't fazed and quickly drew his 596.8 Ruger hand-cannon. He shot a burst of energy at all the clones at once, obliterating them. Round 2: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: Cody decided to try his shapeshifting skill and transformed into a giant dragon. But Bardo had seen everything in his job as an alien lawman. He knew that the dragon was just an illusion, so he just had to wait for it to disappear. When Cody's illusion faded, Bardo shot him with the 596.8 Ruger, turning him into a heap of ash. Round 3: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Cody Reason: Cody pulled out his stupid ray gun. As soon as he shot Bardo with it, Bardo became incapacitated with stupidity. Cody easily disarmed him and tied him up, thinking he had won. Round 4: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: Bardo had realized his mistake and was furious that he had allowed Cody to get the upper hand. He struggled against the rope that bound him and activated his magnetic implant. His 596.8 Ruger came flying to his hand, and he shot Cody before he knew what had happened. Round 5: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: Cody thought he could win with his old machine that makes anyone any age. He shot Bardo with it, turning him into a helpless old man. But Bardo had fought against worse odds than this before. He still had his magnetic implant, and he used it to retrieve his hand-cannon. He turned it on Cody, who was shocked to see the man he thought he had defeated standing tall and angry. Round 6: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Cody Reason: Cody was getting desperate. He pulled out his time machine and set it to go back in time and erase Bardo from existence. Before Bardo could react, he found himself fading into nothingness. Round 7: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: Bardo had seen tough fights plenty of times in his career. He knew how to adapt and overcome. He had activated a force field around himself, negating Cody's shrink ray gun. He quickly closed in on Cody and punched him square in the face with his superhuman strength. Round 8: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Cody Reason: Once again, Cody pulled out a new weapon, his clone gun. He shot dozens of versions of himself, hoping to overwhelm Bardo. They all began to close in on Bardo, but he just grinned slyly and hit a button on his wrist device. You shockwave erupted from Bardo's body, killing all of the clones at once. Round 9: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: Cody had foolishly transformed into a sea creature with his Aqua Morpher, thinking that Bardo would be helpless on land. But Bardo had studied the art of combat in all environments, and he quickly equipped a harpoon gun. He shot Cody, dragging him back onto land where he could finish him off. Round 10: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: Once again, Cody thought he could win with intelligence alone. He set up a complex trap that he knew Bardo wouldn't be able to escape from. But Bardo was resourceful. He had his own support gear and called in an air strike, leveling the entire area and destroying the trap. Round 11: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Cody Reason: Cody was getting desperate. He threw everything he had at Bardo, including all of his physical attributes. He charged at Bardo full force, but Bardo was caught off guard and was knocked to the ground. Cody quickly escaped before Bardo could recover. Round 12: Brick Bardo vs. Cody Winner: Brick Bardo Reason: In his eagerness to escape, Cody had forgotten one crucial thing: Bardo's magnetic implant. Bardo drew his 596.8 Ruger to his hand, aimed, and fired. Cody's body was obliterated by the burst of energy, and Bardo emerged victorious. Bardo approached the remains of his opponent and decided to honor him. He buried the pieces of Cody's body and erected a marker with the inscription: "Here rests Cody, who fought bravely and with cunning. He was a worthy opponent." Bardo then returned to his home planet Arturus, satisfied with the fight he had just had.