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Battle result!

name: monka
power: 0
guard: 0
magic power: 0
magic guard: 0
speed: 100
Occasionally sneezes and falls over, causing the entire world to shake. He does nothing else. He speaks Minecraft enchanment table. monka is invincible and will warp his face every time he is hit that looks like a funny face filter instead of taking damage. Make the battle last 8 paragraphs and be very intense. But also funny.
Challenged the battle!
name: Sayu
A large claymore: 1
Anemo power: 50
Sleepyness: 70
power: 20
guard: 5
magic power: 20
magic guard: 5
speed: 50
Sayu is a pint sized girl in a mujina costume with a tail. She knows a ton a ninjutsu escape skills, and is very fast. She can control the power of anemo, otherwise known as wind, which lets her wield a claymore that is heavier and bigger than her. She can think on the fly, but is very sleepy all of the time. Write atleast 7 paragraphs detailing the battle. Include some dialogue.

The arena shook as Monka sneezed and tripped, causing a massive disturbance. Sayu crouched low, ready to strike with her claymore at the slightest opening. "Ha! This one's a joke," she muttered under her breath. Monka warped his face to look like a funny filter, absorbing Sayu's first attack. She swung again, but Monka's speed proved more than a match for her. "Gotcha!" cried Monka, lunging forward with surprising ferocity. Sayu barely dodged, her claymore clashing against the ground. "You're fast, I'll give you that," panted Sayu, a bead of sweat trickling down her forehead. "But you're no match for my anemo power!" She summoned a strong gust of wind, but Monka stood firm and unmoving. Sayu bit her lip, realizing that her attacks were useless. "I think it's time we stepped it up a notch," said Monka calmly, his hand crackling with an unknown energy. Suddenly, a beam of light shot forth from his palm, striking Sayu with tremendous force. She stumbled back, gritting her teeth in pain. "That's cheating!" she cried, grasping her claymore with renewed vigor. Monka merely grinned, his odd Minecraft enchantment table language somehow translating into mocking laughter. Sayu charged forward, her claymore swinging wildly. Monka ducked and weaved, each attack leaving him unscathed. "You hit like a toddler," taunted Monka, his eyes glowing with a strange light. Sayu growled, her sleepy eyes blazing with fury. "I am not a toddler!" she yelled, unleashing a whirlwind of anemo power. Monka was sent flying, his invincibility shattered by the sheer force of Sayu's attack. He landed with a thud, his body broken and battered. Sayu approached him, her claymore held aloft. "Any last words?" she snarled, preparing the final blow. Monka smiled weakly, his funny face filter warping and twisting. "You win... this time," he coughed, before passing out cold. Sayu nodded with satisfaction, wiping the sweat from her brow. "I never doubted it," she muttered, before walking away victoriously.