The battle ground was set, the wind was blowing hard as the two opponents stepped in. On one side there was Kindergarten Kid, throwing tantrums and on the other, the lover of Worcestershire Sauce, Arro Worcestershire Sauce. Aya was interviewing both of them, but I couldn't concentrate on the interview. My mind was filled with the one and only obsession I have -- the pronunciation of 'Worcestershire Sauce.' I could already see the disappointment on Arro's face. How could someone be so bad at pronouncing such a beautiful word, I thought. The battle started and as the referee, I was standing near the field, scrutinizing every move both opponents made. Kindergarten Kid, being the sluggish one, was still picking his nose. Arro on the other hand, was making Worcestershire Sauce out of thin air. I couldn't take it anymore, I ran to Arro and asked him to pronounce it right. "Woorcester - shire Sahuce," he said, but pronounced it so wrong I suddenly lost my cool. "What was that you said?" I asked him, my voice echoing throughout the battleground. "Umm, weird sauce," he replied. "No, no, no... You lack respect for this sauce." I shouted. I wanted him to get it right and show the true love he has for it. "Please... Listen to me. You need to pronounce it right. This is the most beautiful sauce ever created and you are butchering its name," I said furiously. Arro replied, "OK, OK, I get it. I'll try it again." He took a deep breath and said, "Woor-ces-ters-hire sauce." The bird-human hybrid, Aya who had been observing the whole scene, could see the anger on my face. She tried to intervene and calm me down. "A-a-actually, you don't have to get mad at him," she said. "Just let him do his thing and maybe you can tell us more about the sauce later." But I was not ready to let it go yet. I replied, "No, I will not let this go. I’m going to teach you how to pronounce it the right way." I continued, "Listen carefully. I'm going to say it slowly so you can hear every sound clearly. Are you ready? Here goes. WOOOR...CES...TER...SHIIIIRE SAUCE!" Arro looked at me incredulously. "What are you doing? You sound ridiculous" he said. I looked back at him and shouted "No, you're ridiculous! And you're making a mockery of the greatest sauce in existence. You need to respect the 'Worcestershire' part of your name!" Arro, frustrated with my reaction, decided to go all out. He called upon his sauce powers and created a giant Worcestershire Sauce man. I watched in awe as the giant condiment started attacking Kindergarten Kid. "Stop it!" I yelled. "This battle isn't about sauce, it's about the fight!" I commanded Arro to stop his sauce creation and focus on the fight. He obeyed and started fighting Kindergarten Kid without using his precious sauce powers. In the end, the winner of this battle was Arro Worcestershire Sauce. Kindergarten Kid was too small and weak to stand against the sauce-wielding warrior. Arro's Worcestershire powers proved to be too much, even without his signature sauce attacks. As the battle ended, Aya approached Arro and asked him how he felt about the win. But I was not yet satisfied. I grabbed Arro by the collar and shouted at him again for mispronouncing it once more. He hung his head and promised to get it right in the future. And with that, the battle ended in victory for my fellow warrior and for the respect of Worcestershire Sauce pronunciation.