Listen up, ya buncha pansies. This fight was a real doozy, but in the end, Goku came out on top. Ya see, it all started when Goku heard about this fella named Venom. He heard that Venom was one tough son of a gun, and he couldn't resist the urge to take him on in a good old-fashioned brawl. When they finally met up, Venom tried to use his web-slinging and super strength to take Goku down, but Goku was quicker than a hiccup. He teleported all over the place like a jackrabbit, and then hit Venom with a Kamehameha blast that would've made your grandma blush. But Venom wouldn't give up that easy, oh no. He kept coming back for more, regenerating all the damage Goku gave him like it was nothin'. But in the end, Goku went ultra instinct and showed Venom what real power was. He was faster than a cheetah and hit harder than a freight train. Venom couldn't keep up, and he finally fell to the ground with a thud. Goku won because he was just too dang fast and powerful for Venom to handle. And let that be a lesson to all ya tough guys out there - never underestimate the power of a Saiyan warrior.