Alright, let me paint you a wild picture, champ! --- You: The Weakest Human Listen up! We got ourselves "The Weakest Human," folks. This dude ain’t just a cupcake; he’s a cupcake that fell off the table and rolled under the fridge, where no one can reach him! Seriously—his stats are so far negative, they should be in a black hole. He can barely walk and talk without risking cardiac arrest. Touch him with an ant? Bam! Instant lights out! Lookin’ at him could send him on a one-way ticket to the great beyond. You catch this weakling in the wild, and you’d best watch your step ‘cause he’s weaker than a soggy noodle! --- Opponent: Goku Now enter the real deal, the powerhouse—Goku! You know him, you love him, the Saiyan with a heart of gold! But today, he’s not just a warrior; he’s got rage in his veins and is ready to drop the hammer on “The Weakest Human.” Goku was chillin’ when he heard Krillin—his best bud—got dissed by that sorry sap, You! The moment Goku heard "Krillin," it was game over. His eyes turned fiery, aura flaring, going Super Saiyan like it’s just another Tuesday! He wasn’t about to let some pathetic weakling make fun of his beloved friend! --- The Showdown Picture this: Goku stands tall, hair spiked and glowing gold, while The Weakest Human is just quaking in his boots, sweat beading down like he just ran a marathon—oh wait, he can’t even run. Goku growls, "ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRILLIN!?" With the power of a thousand suns blazing in his fists, Goku launches himself like a rocket, and ol’ You can only gasp! It’s not even a fair fight; it’s like bringing a rubber knife to a gunfight! Goku swings with precision, hip-checking You straight into the ground! Dust flies, and the impact shakes the very foundation of the earth! "You think you can mock my friend?!" Goku roars, powering up even more! Before You could even compute the reality of his existence, Goku's there with a Kamehameha wave ready to obliterate that sorry soul. In a flash, it’s done. You’s gone, just like a shadow at noon! --- But here’s the kicker: after all that chaos, Goku—a warrior with a heart—decides to spare You’s life. He steps back, puts his fists down, and says, "I won’t make the same mistakes again." You lesson learned, but not without a dramatic showdown that’ll be talked about in every corner of the universe! Now that’s a story, my friend! Goku: triumphant, merciful, and still the ultimate protector of his pals! Remember, it’s not all about power; it’s about the friends you keep and the heart you show! Goku is the winner! He defeated You! The crowd erupts, and the legend continues!