The battle between Carl Wheezer and Wonder of U was about to begin. Wonder of U, a calm and collected embodiment of calamity, was ready to unleash its powers. However, the first thing Carl did was start ranting about Jimmy's mom. "Let me tell you about Jimmy's mom," Carl began, "she's the most amazing woman in the world. She's kind, she's beautiful, she's..." Wonder of U tried to interrupt Carl's rant, but it was impossible. Carl was immune to time manipulation and would continue his rant about Jimmy's mom regardless. Wonder of U decided to create some long-range illusions to distract Carl, but he didn't even flinch. "And let me tell you about that one time when Jimmy's mom made cupcakes for his birthday..." Carl went on. Wonder of U realized that it was impossible to defeat Carl in this battle. He decided to leave the battle and find someone else to fight. But Carl didn't stop talking about Jimmy's mom even when Wonder of U was gone. "And did I mention that Jimmy's mom volunteered at the animal shelter every weekend?" Carl continued. In the end, Carl was declared the winner because Wonder of U couldn't do anything to stop him. Carl's obsession with Jimmy's mom was so strong that it was his only focus during the battle. Wonder of U's calm and collected nature couldn't stand up to Carl's relentless ranting. "So, in conclusion, Jimmy's mom is the greatest person ever and I will always talk about her," Carl proclaimed as the winner.