The battle between Carl Wheezer and Mr.M had begun. The two combatants stood opposite each other, ready to do battle on the dirt-covered battlefield. As soon as the battle begun, Carl jumped at the opportunity to talk about Jimmy's mom. "You know, Jimmy's mom is such a wonderful lady. She always has fresh cookies waiting for us when we come over to play." Mr.M stood there, his mind trying to comprehend what he was hearing. "What is this guy talking about? Who cares about some kid's mom? This is ridiculous," he thought to himself. But Carl was not backing down. "Did I ever tell you about the time Jimmy's mom made us sandwiches? They were incredible! The bread was so soft and the turkey was perfectly sliced. I can still taste it now." Mr.M tried using his powers to silence Carl, but he was immune to everything. The more he tried, the more Carl kept talking about Jimmy's mom. It seemed like it was never going to end. Finally, after what seemed like hours of listening to Carl's obsession, Mr.M had enough. He let out a mighty roar, and reality began to warp around him. The dirt-filled battlefield transformed into a surreal landscape, and Carl disappeared into the void. In the end, it was Mr.M who emerged victorious. His power to eat reality had erased Carl's never-ending rant about Jimmy's mom. He stood there, victorious and proud, knowing that he had defeated his opponent in an epic battle.