

Are you kidding me? Hajime No Ippo, the featherweight champion of Japan, versus some Depressed Guy? This isn't even a fight, it's a massacre waiting to happen. Ippo's knockout realm, restiant reverse, one-two-trap, and dempsey roll are all too much for this sad sack to handle. And let's not forget about that new law put in place for the dempsey roll, inflicting infinite hits on the enemy. Meanwhile, Depressed Guy can barely muster the will to put up his guard. Sorry, buddy, but this is over before it even began.