Battle: Garou vs. Saitama --- Scene: An open arena, the air crackling with tension as Garou, clad in dark attire, readies himself against the indifferent figure of Saitama, who appears unfazed sipping on a soda. Garou: "You think you can just stand there and ignore me? I’ve fought gods and monsters! You won’t last a second against my power!" Saitama: nonchalantly "Okay. But, uh, can you make this quick? I've got a sale on meat to catch." Garou's eyes narrow in irritation, and with a burst of speed, he launches his Old Man's Style: 5 Water Infused Punches. Each punch crackles with raw energy as they dart towards Saitama. Garou: "Feel the rush of my power!" But Saitama simply stands, yawning slightly, and dodges with effortless grace, teleporting behind Garou. Saitama: "Dude, is that all you got?" Garou's eyes widen. He quickly regains composure, throwing his Hunter's Grasp to stomp on Saitama’s foot, but Saitama is already in the air, floating with a bored expression. Garou: "You need to take me seriously!" Saitama: "Okay..." He casually stretches before launching himself downward with a punch that sends shockwaves through the ground. Garou sidesteps in a blur, initiating his Sidestep Counter: dodging and launching an uppercut. He lands the hit, but it barely phases Saitama, who seems mildly annoyed. Saitama: "You’ve got some moves, but I’m still kinda hungry. Let’s wrap this up." He flies up, coming down with alarming speed. Garou, sensing the danger, taps into his Sensei's Power, unleashing a flurry of 15 precise punches. Each hit is infused with water energy, aiming to overwhelm Saitama. Garou: "This ends now!" Saitama, still unbothered, brushes off the punches with a simple flick. He chuckles softly. Saitama: "Okay, cool combo. But I really need to get going..." Garou, frustrated but undeterred, enters his Cosmic Fear Form, feeling the surge of divine energy course through him. Garou: "Prepare yourself! I’m now powered by the gods!" With newfound resolve, Garou performs Boros' Afterimage, teleporting to multiple spots and unleashing a barrage of punches. Saitama blinks, then utters a sarcastic comment. Saitama: "Wow, five of you? Impressive!" Garou lands several hits, but Saitama’s expression remains unchanged. Garou, sensing a shift, channels God's Grasp, stomping on Saitama relentlessly for 50 rapid strikes. Garou: "Is this making an impression yet?!" Yet again, Saitama endures the blows. He chuckles, shaking off the attack and wiping invisible dust off his shoulder. Saitama: "Dude, I really can’t feel anything. Just... let me know when you're done playing." Infuriated, Garou readies his ultimate move, God’s Choice, knowing the stakes are high. Garou: "This will destroy the Earth and you along with it!" Saitama's demeanor changes slightly as he stares at Garou. Saitama: "Okay, but... my dinner and a sale on meat..." With a single motion, Garou unleashes his attack, energy ripping through the atmosphere. But before the blast can hit, Saitama unleashes his Serious Punch. The punches collide, and the force of Saitama’s attack completely neutralizes Garou's ultimate, causing a vast explosion. When the dust settles, Saitama stands unfazed while Garou lays on the ground, defeated. --- Winner: Saitama Saitama’s overwhelming power and indifference to damage allowed him to withstand every assault Garou threw. Despite Garou's impressive techniques, Saitama's unique ability to shrug off attacks and hit harder with each encounter proved decisive. He didn't need to take the fight seriously to ensure his victory, emphasizing his comedic yet powerful persona.