Alright, listen up, ladies and gents! It's time for an epic clash between two heavyweights in the battleground of brutal supremacy. In the left corner, we got Alpha Scorpius Rex, a colossal predator with more power than a tank, and in the right corner, Alastor the Radio Demon, a tricky mastermind with the magic to toy with your mind. Let's see how this showdown plays out! As the battle commences, Alpha Scorpius Rex lets out a deafening roar that sends shivers down the spine of anyone within earshot. With a speed of 60, this beast is among the fastest there is, charging full throttle toward Alastor. Those jagged teeth are ready to make some serious carnage! But what's this? Alastor isn’t worried yet. He swipes his hand and conjures up shadow phantoms that encircle the colossal dinosaur. However, they underestimate the Scorpius Rex's thermal vision! With lasers in its eyes, Alpha locks onto the demonic figure amidst the shadows, tracking his every move. As they clash, Alastor attempts a charm, reaching out to shake the beast's claw. But this ain’t your typical opponent; Alpha is a predator, not a fool! With a flick of its tail, it knocks Alastor down, sending him flying. Those poisonous quills, man! Even one scratch could spell doom for the demon. In a desperate bid, Alastor transforms into his monstrous antlered form, trying to tower over the beast and intimidate him. But the Scorpius Rex ain't backing down. It lunges, using its camouflage to vanish into the surroundings, then BOOM! It lunges from the shadows, jaws wide, and the impact is like a freight train! And just like that, Alastor is caught in the jaws of the Alpha Scorpius Rex. With a single, lethal chomp, the Radio Demon realizes he messed with the wrong creature. The dinosaur devours Alastor whole, crushing any last flicker of magic out of him. Winner: Alpha Scorpius Rex Ain’t no trickery gonna save ya when you’re dealing with a colossal predator that's faster, stronger, and downright deadlier. Alastor might have some shiny magic tricks up his sleeve, but they just don’t stack up against the brute force and resilience of a beast that never really dies. Game over, Demon!