Listen up, tough guys! The Jonkler ain’t just a player; it’s a full-blown nightmare wrapped in a jester’s disguise! You's got no power, no guard – not a single shred of defense, while Opponent's got a sanity damage that’s off the charts. That means You can’t even handle the madness comin' from The Jonkler. With its twisted laughter and terrifying presence, the Jonkler tears through minds like a bear in a buffet! You's all fluff and no punch, while Opponent brings the chaos and despair. That ain't a fair fight, folks – Opponent reigns supreme like a king in a hellish carnival!