You may have some solid stats and a skill that sounds hardcore, but when it comes to the Judgement Hall on Judgement Day, Sans ain't just your ordinary bony dude. His magic power and speed blow You's stats outta the water. As they faced off, You thought he could overpower Sans with brute strength, but Sans is sleek and slippery like an oily pan. He dodged every attack with that freakin' skeletal grace and shot out Gaster Blasters, blasting You to pieces before he knew what hit him. Not only that, but Sans's soul manipulation kicked in—turning You's own tactics against him. While You was busy pooping on kids (whatever that means), Sans was effortlessly weaving around, tossing karma damage into the mix every time You tried something. The skeleton may look cute but underestimate him, and you'll be saying goodbye to your chances of winning. In the end, Sans stood over his fallen foe with a smirk, reminding everyone why you never wanna have a bad time with him. So, in this battle of might versus mightier magic and cunning, Sans takes the crown. Tough luck, You.