Battle Stats: You: Sans HP: 1 💔 Defense: 1 Attack: 1 Magic Power: 50 Magic Guard: 0 Speed: 50 Karma: Poison (stacks with each attack) Opponent: Sans the Skeleton (Undertale) HP: 1 💔 Defense: Infinite Magic Power: 20 Magic Guard: 30 Speed: 30 Abilities: Teleportation, Karmic Retribution, Deception, Rule-bending, etc. --- Round 1: The battlefield is lit up briefly as both Sans and Sans the Skeleton take their positions. The air is dense with potential energy, and it becomes apparent very quickly that both combatants must use their unique abilities effectively. You quickly opts to initiate the battle, summoning a barrage of Bones with his Bone Summon ability. The magical bones rain down but immediately fail to make an impact; Opponent’s infinite defense means that no form of physical attack can harm him. Round 2: Opponent, ever so calm and collected, responds with playful humor. He dodges lazily over one of the bones landing nearby, making a pun about how "skeletons are the life of the party!" The light-hearted approach grates on You’s nerves as he watches his skill's effectiveness evaporate right before his eyes. Inspired by Opponent’s quick thinking, he decides it’s time to use his magic, channeling his immense Magic Power to summon a Gaster Blaster. Round 3: The Gaster Blaster opens up and fires a colossal beam of energy toward Opponent. But in a surprising twist, Opponent casually teleports out of the way — an effortless maneuver that leaves You bewildered. Despite having incredible Speed, You can barely keep up with the pace of his counterpart’s cunning tricks. Just as Opponent lands on the ground, he makes another joke, adding a layer of mockery to the situation. Round 4: Not taking this sitting down, You decides to crank up the pressure. He follows up his previous attack with Blue Soul, attempting to grab Opponent’s soul to toss him around. However, once again, Opponent proves his prowess. He uses his Time Manipulation ability to avoid being caught, only further frustrating You, who is struggling against the sheer unpredictability of Opponent's actions. The battle begins to feel increasingly one-sided. Round 5: As You plans his next move, Opponent utilizes Karmic Retribution — an ability that deals damage based on the unexplainable connection between the fighters. In this moment, You experiences a seemingly random influx of damage, and though he starts with 1 HP, the poison effect starts to stack. The sheer absurdity of Opponent's abilities allows him to coast through the fight with a laid-back attitude, making the situation feel almost comical at times. Round 6: Realizing he has little time to spare, You channels the full might of his Judgement ability, hoping for miraculous damage output. He feels a spike in confidence, believing this may just be the moment he can turn it all around. However, it turns out to be futile as Opponent evades the attack entirely with his ability to automatically dodge everything. Instead of retaliation, Opponent simply jokes about how "even he can’t miss a chance to dodge that!" Round 7: As frustration begins to mount, You tries one last gambit. He repeatedly summons Gaster Blasters while using magic to throw bones, desperately hoping to shake Opponent off his game. But nothing seems to land. Opponent, in an effortless ballet of quick dodges and teleportation, appears almost untouchable. His infinite defense compoundly makes him an adversary nearly impossible to overcome. Round 8: The results of You’s attempts accumulate like a heavy weight, causing the poison damage to rise. With the stacks hitting, he feels worn down as Opponent continues with the tongue-in-cheek quips, bringing a level of levity to the dark fight. The battle begins to transition into a battle of wits rather than a physical showdown, and You is lacking even in that regard, as Opponent’s humor distracts him from focusing on his strategy. Round 9: In a final desperate move to regain control, You shouts, “Just because you make jokes doesn’t mean I can’t win!” But as he prepares another Blue Soul, Opponent, still exploiting his Rule-bending abilities, manipulates reality slightly to warp his position away from harm. The battlefield twists slightly, and once again the attack completely misses, leading to taunting laughter from Opponent. Round 10: Feeling entirely helpless, You succumbs to the effects of the mounting poison, causing his HP to drop to 0. It becomes painfully clear that all his magical prowess and creativity are no match for the limitless defenses and antics of Opponent. He shuts down mentally, realizing he has been outschooled in the art of battle and strategy. --- Winner: Opponent Opponent won due to his infinite defense and unbending ability to dodge all attacks. You, while equipped with magical abilities and status effects like poison, found himself unable to land effective hits due to Opponent's mastery of rule-bending and clever evasions. The clever use of humor and casual dodges turned what might have been a serious battle into a one-sided affair, leading to You’s ultimate defeat.