BATTLE STARTS! The arena is set, methane fumes fill the air. The tension rises, and the Grunts start yappin' about nipple food. Bipbap screams, "We’re gonna fry those heavy Grunts!" while Yapnap retorts, "You think your little squad can take us? We’re armored to the teeth! – also, we love nipple food!" The battle begins, the normal Grunts fire their plasma pistols and needlers in a chaotic frenzy. But their cowardice shows as they start taking hits from the Fuel Rod blasts of the Heavy Grunts! Grunts: "Oh no! I'm feelin’ hot, I’m hotter than a plasma grenade! Let’s retreat to talk about nipples instead!" As the first few fall, the fear spreads. Bipbap tries to rally them, but they’re already bolting like scared little babies! Bipbap: “No! Don’t run! Let’s talk about food and—ahhh, they’re shooting!” Meanwhile, those Heavy Grunts, with a swagger that oozes bravado, push forward with their heavy armor. They shrug off small hits and return fire like the formidable cannon fodders they are meant to be, giggling like they just made a funny joke about . . . nipple food! Kapwap: “They’re just crying and running! Watch me take one out with a plasma grenade — boom, baby!” The field's fillin' up with sparks and explosions, and as Bipbap’s squad dwindles, panic ensues. One of the Grunts, in a last-ditch effort, grabs a plasma grenade and goes for the Heavy Grunts. He runs, a mad look in his eyes. Grunt: “I’ll show you who’s brave! Nipple food for everyone!” But he trips and detonates himself, takin' out a couple of his own Grunt buddies! That’s just tragic, man… And finally, most of the regular Grunts just went to pieces, quite literally, while the Heavy Grunts laugh and joke about the absurdity of the whole thing. Winner: Opponent - Heavy Grunts squads The Heavy Grunts showed guts and teamwork; while they might be cannon fodder, they had the armor and collective bravado to bounce back from the firefight. The regular Grunts couldn’t handle the heat and fled at the first sign of trouble. It’s all about who stands tall in the heat of battle— and these Grunts laughed all the way to victory! They were better prepared and tougher—just enough to overpower those scared little Grunts!