Battle Report Winner: Sans the skeleton Listen up, folks! It was a wild showdown between the meme-filled annoyance of Sanessss and the legendary dodging prowess of Sans the skeleton. Sanessss kicked things off with that wacky introduction and an ear-shattering rendition of "MOGOLOVONIO." But guess what? Sans wasn’t phased! His elusiveness is god-like, darting around the battlefield like he was born to dodge. Sanessss's bone pistol? You little child’s play to the skeletal king! Sans was too quick on his feet, slipping through that barrage of bone projectiles while giving Sanessss the ol' thumbs-down. The Bad Tom Blasters? You sight to behold, but with Sans's incredible reflexes and high stamina, he kept dodging and striking back with his relentless barrage of flying bones and Gaster Blasters! When that poison from Sans’s judgment hit, it was game over for the goofy meme machine. The more Sanessss tried to make it a show, the more Sans’s poison kicked in, eating away at the goofy bravado. With every flicker of that left eye, he dominated the flow, leaving Sanessss confused and out of breath. So, in this crazy underground bout, it was the timeless mastery of Sans the skeleton that reigns supreme! Ain't nobody messing with that level of skill and dodging finesse!