Battle Royale: Sans vs. Chara Setting: You desolate battlefield, littered with remnants of past battles. The air crackles with tension. Sans: (leaning against a bone pillar, chuckling) "Well, well... Looks like it's my turn to face the judge today. Let’s see what you got, Chara. Just remember, you ain’t the only one with tricks up your sleeve." Chara: (gripping a knife, eyes gleaming with determination) "You’ve got some fancy moves, Sans. But let’s see how long you last when I start taking advantage of your mistakes." Sans: (grinning) "Mistakes? I think you’ll find I don’t really make ‘em. I just dodge... and then I counter, buddy." (The battle ignites as Chara lunges forward, swiping with her knife. Sans, with a flick of his wrist, teleports just out of reach.) Chara: (grinning) "You really think dodging is gonna save you?" Sans: (voice dripping with sarcasm) "Well, it sure beats getting stabbed." (Chara presses the attack, landing blow after blow, each strike boosting her defense as she absorbs the pain and turns it into strength. But Sans, being the master of dodging, manages to evade most of the attacks with his sharp reflexes.) Sans: (breathes out, smirking) "Careful now, every swing you take just makes me look cooler." Chara: (snarling, fueled with determination) "Enough playing around! I’ll show you the true meaning of pain!" (She initiates a flurry of attacks, igniting her powers. With each hit, her confidence grows, and she feels her defense increasing. Sans shakes his head, amused.) Sans: "You think that just because you’re swinging harder, you’re actually gonna hit me? That’s cute." (As the seconds tick away, Chara powers up, and Sans senses the time control looming over them.) Sans: "Looks like you’re getting serious... But so am I." (Sans activates his "BADTIME," cranking his agility to twice its original state. His movements become a blur, dodging effortlessly and landing a few cheeky counterattacks.) Chara: (frustrated) "Stop dodging! I’m going to end this!" (In a moment of desperation, Chara unleashes her “Erasing Blow.” With a swift motion, she thrusts her knife into Sans. But before the attack could land, Sans uses his telekinesis to freeze her in place with blue bones.) Chara: (struggling) "What the—?!" Sans: (smirking, with a confident tone) "You’re not the only one who can control time and space, pal." (Chara fights to break free as Sans closes in. He takes a deep breath, channeling all his energy.) Sans: "This is your last chance, kid. Let's end the fun..." (Just then, Chara, tapping into her "DETERMINATION," shimmers and becomes impervious to his next attack, pushing through the blue bones and landing a quick slice across Sans.) Chara: (grinning widely) “You thought you could take me down that easily? I just got stronger!” (But still, Sans plays it cool, knowing he has one last card up his sleeve. After dodging again, he counters using "GET DUNKED ON!!" with near precision.) Sans: "You should’ve spared me when you had the chance..." (Suddenly, time stops, and Chara’s eyes widen in realization as Sans prepares to unleash the swift finishing move.) Judgment Voice: “And the winner is...” Winner: Sans Sans takes the victory with his cunning strategy and unmatched dodging skills. Chara’s determination and power fueled her attacks, but Sans remained one step ahead, evading and setting traps with blue bones. His ability to counter right when it mattered, combined with his fourth-wall awareness, allowed him to outsmart Chara even in her moments of peak power. It’s a cold world out there, and Sans just proved he’s been training for the cold hard reality of battle all along.