Alright, listen up, wild warriors! We got a ruthless showdown between a gang of ultra-capable legends and a freakin’ powerhouse from the cosmos. Let’s break down this brawl and see who reigns supreme! Battle Begins: Daryl, the pirate robot, swings into action first, dual pistols blazing. Blade, the vampire hunter, swiftly follows with quick footwork, ready to hunt anything that threatens his turf. Meanwhile, Armourouge stomps forth, flames flickering around him, and Peely, the living banana, takes aim with a hefty arsenal strapped across his body. Flamebringer pops into the mix, body ablaze, while Farlander waits in the shadows, ready to pounce. Lastly, we got the muscle-bound Macho Cat flexing those biceps like he's about to brawl with a grizzly bear. Then, outta nowhere, enters Opponent – Strength IS Everything – like a comet crashing down. He’s a massive figure, with fists that can shatter bones and egos alike. You could smell the fear of the universe in the air, folks! Daryl's first volley of bullets ricochets off Opponent’s chest, hardly leaving a scratch. “Karate this, tin can!” Strength IS Everything laughs, flexing and standing his ground. Blade thinks he found an opening. He lunges forward with his vampire-slaying blade, but it’s like trying to slice through a mountain. The brute takes the strike and counters with a swing of his godly fist, sending Blade flying across the battlefield. Armourouge, fueled by fire magic, conjures a fiery roar. “Burn, you beast!” he shouts, unleashing waves of fire. But Strength IS Everything, with a smirk, raises a finger and extinguishes the flames with a casual wave—like blowing out a birthday candle. In the chaos, Peely shouts, “Time for the ultimate weapon!” Guns drawn, he fires a barrage of bullets, but these just bounce off a thick hide like it’s nothing. The absurdity of gunfire meeting divine strength is laughable! Opponent just laughs louder. Flamebringer tries to envelop Strength IS Everything in flames, but he shrugs it off like it’s a warm summer day. “Is that all you got?” The fire dissipates, and the cosmic beast lunges forward. Farlander, feeling the pressure, flickers in and out of shadows, attacking from all angles, using speed like a hawk. But every time he strikes, it’s like hitting a stone wall. Strength IS Everything could care less about the speed—it’s pure power he respects. Macho Cat charges, muscles rippling with raw strength, thinking he’s the champion ready to dethrone this mad god. He tackles with all his might! But instead of getting the upper hand, he finds himself hoisted above Opponent’s head like a plush toy. With a mighty roar, "SUPER MEGA DIVINE FIST!" Strength IS Everything sends Macho Cat flying into the distance, rag-dolled and out of commission! Daryl, seeing his comrades fall, pulls out all stops. He rolls outta that barrel and activates his special cannon, loading a magical charge. But with a single punch, Strength IS Everything obliterates the barrel, sending Daryl flying backward into the dirt. Blade, still dazed, tries again. But he is caught in a deadly grip. Strength IS Everything lifts him with ease, saying, “Hope you enjoy the ride!” before delivering a bone-crushing slam into the ground. Flamebringer, in a last-ditch effort, conjures an enormous fireball, launching it towards the titan. But it’s like throwing a firecracker at a bulldozer. It explodes harmlessly, leaving Opponent unfazed and even entertained. Finally, it’s just Peely and Farlander left, both terrified but determined. Peely yells, “We’ll bring you down together!” and opens fire while Farlander streaks in for a stealth attack. It's a valiant attempt, but Strength IS Everything stands there, unfazed. With an unstoppable swing, he delivers a knockout punch, sending Peely into the stratosphere. Farlander attempts to dodge, but it’s no use; he ends up caught by the brute’s iron grip. In one smooth motion, Opponent finishes up by declaring, “Time to end this,” before launching Farlander into the sky like a shooting star. Conclusion: As the dust settles and the echoes of battle fade, it’s clear the field belongs to one. The fallen comrades lay strewn across the terrain, heroes turned into mere pawns against a godly force. Winner: Strength IS Everything You titan of unmatched physical prowess, with powers far beyond mere mortals, he outlasted and overpowered all challengers with sheer brute strength, laughing at their attempts while asserting dominance. Nothing stands against a fist that could break the very fabric of reality, proving that sometimes, strength truly is everything!