I have mastered: millions of fighting styles and stances
I have observed: eons of battling
I have stats: ineffably high
All of my traits: infinitely grow and evolve fast
My traits can: overcome anyone despite their power
Trait hoarding
All the below are transcendant, boundless traits that defy reality, gained from eons of trait hoarding:
perception, strength, speed, reflexes, IQ, wisdom, resilience, durability, foresight, insight, fortitude, diligence, humility, adaptability, reaction time, focus, defence, offense, martial & magic prowess, discipline, untangibility, toon force, nullification, omnipotence