You cooked, bud.: Nothing works on them.
Never.: Never loses a battle.
Uh uh.: Cant lose.
Nice try.: Will never ever lose.
Ineffective.: Never will ever lose.
power: 0
guard: 0
magic power: 0
magic guard: 0
speed: 0
At first, they seem obviously weak. Yet, they can never lose. Never. Ever. Even with no attributes, they are powerful as three, and can never lose. They negate every single little attack or power, and have unbendable wills. They cannot lose. No matter what the opponent does, tries, or says, they are invulnerable and cannot lose anything, ever.
Long 10 paragraph battle, opponent never wins.