•Slapstick Reality: Anything he does alters existence. •Laughable Invincibility: Attacks miss because… why not? •Unpredictable Fate: He wins battles by accident. •Teddy’s Blessing: Holding Teddy grants infinite power. •Clown Logic: Game rules do not apply to him. •Plot Armor Supreme: No matter what, he survives. •Oops, You Lose: His confusion causes enemy defeat.