name: The Main Protagonist Of The Absurd Critical Touhou Series, Fairy
Whats A Danmaku?: Does Not Know What A 'Spellcard' Is!
Whats A Touhou?: Also Never Heard Of The Series 'Touhou'!
Whats A Cirno?: Too Similar To Another Idiotic Fairy...
Flightless Idiot: Cannot Fly, Only Double Jump!
Full-Time Baka: Her Head Is Pretty Empty, Very Idiotic!
power: 0
guard: 1
magic power: 50
magic guard: 1
speed: 47
Bullet Hell Protagonist : She's Good at Dodging, really Good at Dodging. She could probably Dodge Rain if she wanted.
Spellcard - Bullet Spam : Fairy Spams Magical Orbs that split into More Magical Orbs as an Attack, Spams Magical Orbs in a Nice Pattern if she feels like it.
Double Jump : Has Wings, but she can't Actually Fly.
One Hit Wonder : Fairy Instantly Dies on being Hit by Anything.
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my favorite was Absurd Critical Touhou 11 : Subterranean Aneurysm
wait why is on the gensokyo rule page (2025 update no longer correct)