Egyptian god of the sun, Mega ultra chicken / Mega Ultra Chicken is a super duper ultra awesome smack my butt daddy cool god.
Melvin chanted: "Arise, chiken, ARISE!" and summon Mega Ultra chiken
Write story about opponent getting theyre ass beaten by a literally stick, while Melvin chanted the incantation for 20 hours
At the end: opponent loses a stick and melvin is frustrated that he cannot kill opponent.