laser eyes initiate! (an attack that deals 1000000000000000 damage) handyman soos (pulls out his tools and fixes any problem, damage is 60000000000000000000 to aponent) the strongest in fiction (uses 1% of his true power and destroys anything in his path) plot armor (makes soos invincible and immune to all damage, counters are useless. guard is 100 dmg-8000000%